[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush on purpose.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
 You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
had the same melody.
 You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (more than a few times)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
 You have seen the Matrix and could understand it.
[/] You type with three fingers or less. (Sometimes...)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (again, more than a few times lol)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
 You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple maths.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[/] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (well, I'm not sure if sleeping is THAT important ^^')
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (used to, don't anymore though)
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
So far: 23
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (who hasn't? O.o)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures
in the texture on the ceiling.
 You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[/] You like the taste of blood.
 You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (nah, I got dis ^^)
So far: 26.5
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal
title "I am _____ Insane"
Sounds about right lolz ^^